Goodbye Home

Lord please help me
so I don't kill my mutts
I have to do something
they're driving me nuts

My walls were all white
and now they are black
from all the dirt
they brought in from out back

I just cleaned the carpet
and now it is filled with dirt
If they aren't more careful
they're gonna get hurt

Pete will eat anything
off the table or floor
if that damn dog keeps eating
he'll munch the earth to its core

Bruno keeps shedding
there is hair everywhere
Sometimes I'm half tempted
to shave his ass bare

We put in a new fence
to try and stop those two
but Pete went underneath
and Bruno climbed right through

These dogs are tearing
my home right apart
Curse my conscience
and my big ol' heart

I love them so much
and I would miss them so
Say goodbye to my home
cause my dogs will not go.